Reader’s Digest • Jul 14, 2026
Of all the national flags in the world and throughout history, there's one color that rarely shows up. Flag experts explain why. The post This Is the Rarest Color for National Flags—Can You Guess What It Is? appeared first on Reader's Dig...
The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
CAMBRIDGE, MA — As a foodborne illness continued to sweep across the United States and strike fear into the hearts of the nation's populace, scholars agreed that the explosive diarrhea outbreak likely signaled the outpouring of God's wrat...
The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
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The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
LAKE ELSINORE, CA — According to sources, customers at a local Barnes & Noble became suspicious when it appeared that a display table marked as Banned Books was full of all-time bestsellers. ...
The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey hits theaters on July 17, but it's bringing a few changes with it. Here are just a few ways the new film deviates from the classical story: ...
The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of late Senator Lindsey Graham, has been tapped to serve the remainder of his term that ends in January, despite no prior political experience. What do you think? The post Lindsey Graham’s Sister To Serve Remainde...
The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
ROCKFORD, IL — Local man Curt Jennings said he was carefully holding off on forming any opinions about a new movie until political commentators informed him whether it is woke or epically based. ...
Good News Network • Jul 14, 2026
GNN has reported on studies that have found coffee to improve health outcomes in a variety of disease realms, including heart disease, dementia, and even cancer in an observational finding. Now, a new study of hundreds of thousands of people compiled...
The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
DEARBORN, MI — Fresh off another term of working tirelessly for the nation she despises, Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib introduced her 2026 reelection campaign slogan: "For a Brighter Future and Also Death to America." ...
The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
WORLD — Reports from across the globe this morning indicated that mankind was officially all out of passwords. ...
Reader’s Digest • Jul 14, 2026
If you had to choose between your four-legged and two-legged partner, which one would you keep? It was a royal dilemma! The post Yikes! Princess Diana Convinced Prince Charles to Get Rid of His Beloved Dog—Here’s What Happened appeared first on R...
The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
LONDON — The United Kingdom finally decided to crack down on extremist violence, increasing the penalty for terrorist attacks to five hours of community service. ...
The Babylon Bee • Jul 14, 2026
U.S. — Debate continued to rage among Democrats as to whether the SAVE Act is Jim Crow 7.0 or Jim Crow 8.0. ...
Good News Network • Jul 14, 2026
Bloomberg Philanthropies has identified a funding shortfall in the implementation of many countries’ ocean protection plans, and has attempted to fill it with a quarter-billion dollar donation. The aim writ small is to translate the paper gains for...
The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
LOS ANGELES—Touting his commitment to authentic visual effects, filmmaker Christopher Nolan revealed Tuesday that he built a fully practical Tom Holland for his latest film, The Odyssey. “When you see Telemachus standing on the terrace overlookin...
The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
LAS VEGAS—Expressing frustration after interacting with the unsightly couple during his first few minutes in the world, local newborn Charles “Charlie” Womack could reportedly already tell Tuesday that his parents’ genetics were not going to ...
The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
SPOKANE VALLEY, WA—Experiencing a range of emotions from excitement to joy to nostalgia, 49-year-old geologist Alan Hargroder was reportedly reunited Tuesday with a beloved rock that he had studied over 20 years earlier. “Oh my God, I can’t bel...
The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
WASHINGTON—Urging anyone with knowledge of the electronic device to come forward, FBI Director Kash Patel issued a statement Tuesday asking for the public’s help using the computer. “If any Americans have information related to the operation of...
The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
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The Onion • Jul 14, 2026
Tim Wallace, 56, has gone to be with the Lord. He is survived by 1.4 billion Chinese people, among others. The post Tim Wallace appeared first on The Onion. ...