The Onion • Oct 14, 2026
The Onion selects the best books to take on vacation this year. The post America’s Greatest Inventions appeared first on The Onion. ...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 14, 2026
LAS VEGAS, NV — Singer-songwriter Kelly Clarkson's hit new single "I'd Like To Speak To Your Manager" is now available on Apple Music and Spotify. ...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 14, 2026
LOS ANGELES, CA — A bold new study theorizes that ancient peoples from the 1990s were able to make a season of a TV show in less than three years. ...
Good News Network • Oct 14, 2026
Continuing GNN’s coverage of youth nonprofit leaders, the Pedal Forward Foundation in Georgia has distributed hundreds of bicycles to low income families, and taught hundreds of children how to ride them. It’s founder, Jonathan Thai, was inspired...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 14, 2026
FRANKLIN, TN — Fandom of a revered intellectual property became outraged this week, as legions of loyal fans bemoaned what they saw as a desecration of their favorite stories after they watched the new trailer for the reboot of Baywatch. ...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 14, 2026
WASHINGTON, D.C. — With the Minnesota congresswoman still under scrutiny for alleged immigration violations, federal investigators informed Ilhan Omar that this all could have been legal if she had lived in Arkansas. ...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 14, 2026
SPRINGFIELD, MO — One young member of a local congregation found himself feeling despondent about his future, as the youth group boy was doomed to lifelong singleness after failing to stack chairs correctly. ...
The Onion • Oct 14, 2026
BROOKFIELD, WI—Tracking a shift to a more sustainable and budget-friendly method of handling human remains, a report released Wednesday by the National Funeral Directors Association found that an increasing number of Americans were opting to be bur...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 14, 2026
MECHANICSBURG, PA — Comedian Shane Gillis is facing backlash from a joke he said during the opening monologue of the October 10 episode of SNL, which Southern Baptist preachers allege he ripped straight out of their 1995 sermons. ...
The Onion • Oct 14, 2026
The post Corn Named World’s Sexiest Plant appeared first on The Onion. ...
The Onion • Oct 14, 2026
The post Lewis Hamilton Figures It Probably Too Late To Ask Girlfriend Which One She Is appeared first on The Onion. ...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 14, 2026
As artificial intelligence continues to advance, it's becoming harder and hard to tell what's real and what isn't. Can you tell which is which? Test yourself with our quiz: ...
Good News Network • Oct 14, 2026
Residents of Pittsburgh with outstanding debt on their water utilities can see it forgiven over a 24-month period. Instituted by Pittsburgh’s water authority, certain customers have already been enrolled as of September, and need only keep up with ...
Good News Network • Oct 14, 2026
Along a series of Roman fortifications cutting across Germany just north of Frankfurt, archeological excavations have revealed extensive floorplans belonging to a temple, a military camp, and craft center. The discovery, lying in wait just a few inch...
Reader’s Digest • Oct 14, 2026
As if spooky season wasn’t scary enough, the universe decided to throw this double whammy your way. Here's what you need to know. The post Astrological Warning! We’re About to Get Hit with a Rare Double Retrograde—And These 4 Signs Will Ha...
Good News Network • Oct 14, 2026
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Good News Network • Oct 14, 2026
And, 136 years ago today, Dwight D. Eisenhower, the 34th US President and Commander of the European Allied Forces in WWII, was born in Texas. Nicknamed “Ike”, he was voted Gallup’s most admired man twelve times, achieving widespread popular es...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 13, 2026
HEAVEN — According to angelic sources, the Almighty God decided to move up the date of the apocalypse after seeing the trailer for the new Narnia movie directed by Greta Gerwig. ...
The Babylon Bee • Oct 13, 2026
If you're considering becoming Christian, you've probably heard all of the big, flashy benefits, such as being cleansed of your sins and welcomed into the eternal, loving home of your Creator. Nice! But there's even more where that cam...