Good News Network • Aug 29, 2026
On this day, 79 years ago, Dr. Bhimrao R. Ambedkar was appointed to chair the Indian constitutional drafting committee. This national hero is responsible for the constitution being one that is largely considered one of the most robust and progressive...
The Babylon Bee • Aug 28, 2026
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Controversy swirled online on Friday, as President Donald Trump posted a graphic to social media ranking American leaders, with Harrison Ford listed prominently as the "2nd Greatest" president in history. ...
The Babylon Bee • Aug 28, 2026
U.S. — Singer-songwriter Billie Eilish unveiled a brand-new perfume on Friday called "Socialism," which will retail for just $72,000. ...
Reader’s Digest • Aug 28, 2026
Big changes are coming their way—and they just might include a few royal firsts! Here's what you need to know. The post Here’s What Will Happen to Prince George, Prince Louis and Princess Charlotte’s Titles When William Becomes King appear...
The Babylon Bee • Aug 28, 2026
Millions were stunned this week when the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation ordered its anchors to refer to 9/11 as "jet crashes," strictly instructing the avoidance of terms like "terrorist attacks." However, this really wasn&apos...
The Babylon Bee • Aug 28, 2026
ONTARIO, CA — Local man Nathan Williams reportedly told his wife he'd be happy to hear more about their house being on fire just as soon as a helicopter finished passing by. ...
Reader’s Digest • Aug 28, 2026
This little-known tennis rule creates some of the sport’s most unforgettable highlights. The post Wait, That’s Allowed?! This Odd U.S. Open Rule Catches Almost Every Tennis Fan Off Guard appeared first on Reader's Digest. ...
The Babylon Bee • Aug 28, 2026
LEXINGTON, SC — Darline Graham, sister of the late Senator Lindsey Graham, who was appointed to finish her brother's term after his sudden passing, was reportedly seen quietly googling "What do senators do?" ...
Good News Network • Aug 28, 2026
The world’s oldest person as acknowledged by the Guinness World Records turned 117 last Friday Ethel Caterham was born in the United Kingdom on August 21st, 1909, when the great-great grandfather of the current king was sitting on the nation’s th...
The Babylon Bee • Aug 28, 2026
ANAHEIM, CA — The Los Angeles area of Anaheim breathed a collective sigh of relief today after authorities finally arrested owner Arte Moreno for his gross negligence of the Los Angeles Angels baseball team. ...
The Babylon Bee • Aug 28, 2026
U.S. — Democrats descended into disarray this week as swirling controversies around Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forced the party to take a position on whether terrorism is good. ...
Good News Network • Aug 28, 2026
He’s no poison-arrow frog, but that doesn’t mean the American bullfrog doesn’t understand poison—far from it, according to scientists. Hidden within the humble bullfrog’s genetics is the equipment to produce an antidote to a deadly shellfis...
Good News Network • Aug 28, 2026
An Arab entrepreneur has turned her country’s national crop into creative new ice cream recipes. It needed several years of experimentation, and she broke several ice cream machines before perfecting her soft-serve blends, but the result is a truly...
The Onion • Aug 28, 2026
LOS ANGELES—Responding to scrutiny concerning her tech billionaire father, artist Stella Lefty admitted in an interview Friday that nepotism may have played a role in helping her get Groupon+. “I had to set up the account myself, but yeah, I defi...
The Onion • Aug 28, 2026
WASHINGTON—Prompting widespread concern among fans and followers, President Donald Trump uploaded a disturbing video of himself Friday rapidly twirling while holding knives. According to sources, the clip showed the commander-in-chief spinning arou...
The Onion • Aug 28, 2026
Stricter work requirements enacted in the Big Beautiful Bill have caused enrollment in the SNAP food assistance program to plummet over 13% over the past year as provisions kick in. What do you think? The post SNAP Enrollment Drops By Over 13% appear...
The Onion • Aug 28, 2026
With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July. The post Top Songs August 2026 appeared first on The Onion. ...
The Onion • Aug 28, 2026
Larry Ellison is the co-founder and executive chairman of Oracle, as well as the largest shareholder of the Paramount Skydance Corporation. The Onion sat down with the billionaire to discuss his ventures. The Onion : How did you get into the ente...
The Onion • Aug 28, 2026
INDIANAPOLIS—Contending that the proposed restrictions were “common sense” and necessary to preserve the integrity of the sport, Indiana Fever shooting guard Sophie Cunningham claimed Friday that any woman who averages more than eight points pe...
The Onion • Aug 28, 2026
WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly importan...